Facebooks' Quiz..

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
happy reading =D

If an annoying person says :

1) I am cute.
YR : That uncle over there is more cute than you.. T_T

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : Ah..? What..? Oh yeah, yes,. You are ugly.. That's what u said, right?

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : Who are you..? o.O

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : Yeah.. Ur the first in everything, right..? First frm the back.. T_T

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : Yeah, i knw u.. ur albums sells a dollar each..


If an annoying hot woman/man says :

1) I know you like me.
YR : sorry.. but i am more interested in that uncle/auntie there..

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : im looking at ur boobs.. theyre small fr a woman.. T_T

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : Oooo the feelings mutual.. im glad we hv an agreement.. XD

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : sorry, im gay.. T_T i dont offer rides to chicks like u..

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : i am innocent.. lets see who wins..

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : look here, ugly _____, i am nt interested.. thnk u..

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR : i forgot my number..

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : so sweet.. but im already booked fr the night.. sry..

4) What do you like about me?
YR : ur ugly.. then i can make fun of u all night long..

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : God forbid me if i tell lies.. >_< i wanna go Heaven, ok?


If your enemy says :

1) Hi bitch!
YR : yo, whats up? i heard u gt arrested dat day fr giving oral..? hw cud u?

2) You smell like shit!
YR : no more than u do, asshole..

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : i throw the same word back at u..

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : wat ever.. T_T


If your annoying ex says :

1) I still love you...
YR : =]

2) I know you still love me!
YR : erm.. can we talk about sumthng else..?

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby...
YR : i.. err... i.. am gay now.. ^^

4) Please call me...
YR : let me see... hurm..

5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : i'm sorry..


If an annoying salesperson says :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : Thnks.. more pls..?

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : u changed into a grotesque monster instead.. sorry, im nt interestd.. T_T

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : cool!! but i dont buy thngs on discounts.. so cheap//.. T_T

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : i already gt this at home.. T_T


p/s :

this is soo stupid.. i am nt the evil type le.. >_<

One dOwn, 3 to Go...

So, he talked to me at last.. Was soo glad.. all these times, i've been waiting for a sign.. Cause if it's not him, who else? I never did have these kind of thing with other people other than him.. And for that, I thank you for talking to me first.. I know things are still a bit cold, and awkward, but we'll fix that.. I don't know how, but i know we'll get to there eventually.. We always do.. ^^

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I have no idea what is going on in your head, so I can only guess.. This is the first time these "difficulty" happened between us and I have no idea on how to handle it.. I guess all I can say is I am sincerely sorry.. I was also waiting for you that night to call me down from my room and work on that tower.. Did it occured to you how dejected and low I felt when you said your accursed words??? I know it's my fault, but please refrain yourself from saying that again.. Maybe you're super angry and pissed off at me that time, and you loose your control.. I do not know, but i haven't heard anything from you since then.. Sad eh? Were you avoiding me then?

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I seriously what you think of me.. Seriously, I don't.. I can never understand you.. You act soo differently every time I see you.. Why? Please stop making me confused and scared.. I maybe a little bit too emotional, I know.. But you are emotionally unbalanced!! That part really scares me.. You're like a walking bomb.. Every actions may trigger the explosion.. And can you please stop, stop talking behind my back? Can you just talk to me face-to-face like a girl you are? Let's just work things out, okay?

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* click to enlarge, you know that, do you? *

Lately I find myself to be addicted to a certain game in Facebook ( again, argh.. This sucks! ) It's called Restaurant City.. It's a game that makes you run around in Facebook and adding people like crazy.. The thing is, whenever you add a person, you'll get an item or ingredient needed to cook your recipes.. Unfortunately, you can only and ONLY get one item from a person.. Therefore, to get more ingredient, you have to add lots and lots of people, or just simply start trading.. But eventually, you will just have to start adding for the sake of getting new ingredients.. ( made a terrible mess of my friend list, seriously.. )

I hope I'll be able to overcome this addiction asap, cause "Hell's Week" is coming.. By means of that, I meant "submission week".. It's something I learn from a lecturer of mine today, in History&Culture class.. Her name is Suzy Sulaiman.. A very able lecturer, if you ask me.. She knows a lot.. ^^

Hurm.. What else..? Oh yeah.. Pochi.. Iunno.. Maybe he have to wait a little bit more, eh?

Figures.. Shiet! This is making me sad just thinking of it.. >__<"


- roz -
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